Now you're at about one million- FUCK.

So yesterday was pretty bitchin, or should I say, it was pretty ASS-HOT SPANKABLE.

Yesterday was the last day of school, and all the fun started at lunch. Deirdre and Emma planned a picnic for everyone, but it was pouring rain so we had it IN the school commons. We were all sitting on blankets on the floor, just like a normal picnic! It was so fun. So then we were talking to Nick and we were like "Yo, is your mom getting that cake that she said she'd get???" Then Leo decides to call her. So he ran to the band room so it was quieter and when he gets back we're like "Is she getting it?" and he's like "No, but we compromised and she's making SLOPPY JOES! Cuz I know Izzy doesn't like them." But then I was like "HA! I love sloppy joes! Jokes on you, byotch." I didn't really say that, but I said that I love them. Then after school, I went on the bus and we were changing the names of the contacts in Leo's phone. Joe was "Joe Conway" then he was "Hoe Congay" then we decided he could be "Gay Gaygay". "Nick Petree" changed to "Dick Penis." and "Damian Skrade" turned into "Gaymian Scrotum". Can you tell I was with all dudes? It was entertaining, none the less. We met up with Andre, who then randomly left. Once we got to Nick's house we were sitting in his room and then decided to go get an ice cream cake because sloppy joes don't compare to a cheaply made ice cream cake!!!! So while we were walking it started pouring rain. I didn't care, and wanted to just keep walking, because we'd all be soaked either way, so we did. Then I was talking to Leo about this movie that he wants to make, and then he jumped on Nick's back. Then I was walking with Nick and Leo and Damian, Julius, and Jorin (I don't know how to spell his name! I feel so stupid!) got ahead and then the light changed and we were stuck on the other side of the street. So once we got to Dairy Queen we wanted something written on the cake, we were gonna write "Gay Gaygay" because that's just entertaining, but thought that that might insult people. Then we were gonna write about how Joe isn't ass-hot spankable, and Damian wanted it to say Dongs, but in the end, we ended up with a cake that simply said "U MAD" and it was beautiful. Then Damian wanted Chili dog things, so we were outside waiting for him, and we were un-intentionally standing around this dudes bike and he's all "My bike is a centerpiece!" and then he asked about Leo's scar on his neck, and he said something about a shard of human skull or something, I don't remember completely. And then Julius is all "Nick, you smell like shirt!" and the dude was laughing and he's like "Man, I wish I was young again and smelled like shirt!" and then he started biking away and then yelled "YOU SMELL LIKE SHIRT!" and we all decided that he could be in The Suspenders and randomly say "Duuuuude" in the songs. Anyways, we were walking back to Nick's with the cake and thought we should go to Leo's and get Rockband so we could all play it. On the way, we decided that Ass-hot spankable and FUCK should be terms in the metric system. (I'd like one FUCK of milk, please.) So Julius, Leo, and I went to get Rockband. We were in Leo's house and we were discussing building a fly saucer. We put Rockband in a trash bag and taped it up real good, cuz of the rain. Leo thought I might want to visit Pork Rind, and I did. So we went to see him and Julius was talking about how we could give him little rockets, and make him say funny things when you squeeze his butt. I love my friends. Then we went back to Nick's and ate cake and played Rockband. Then we went to get more cake, and then Julius and Jorin left, and Nick went into the freezer, and he's all "Um, I think there's a birds nest in the back of my freezer." and I looked and I said "I think that's hair..." so we pulled it out and it was a Brat Doll head, on a giant chunk of ice. We took it outside and smashed it. Then we went over to the bridge over the highway and waved at people, when Nick had the brilliant idea that we moon people! I automatically excluded myself, because I was wearing a dress, and Damian didn't participate, either. So they did that and no one even honked or anything! Then we walked to Target, and on the way there Leo tried to knock over an outhouse, which didn't work. Then once we were in Target, I was stuck with the boys in the video games for a loooong time, then we went to look ay clothes, and Leo continued his long quest of trying to kiss Damian. Damian said "No homo in Target." and then Nick and I were looking at belts while Damian and Leo went to play with toys. We were picking out the best belts, and we found this totally badass one with a first aid belt buckle thing. I liked it a lot. Then we looked at toys and left. When we were in the parking lot, the boys started jumping through this cart rack thing, then they made it into a game of "Horse" but instead of making baskets, you gotta jump through the thing all cool. Then I called my mom and she's all "THERE'S STORMS COMING SO GO HOME KTHNXBYE." and so we left and we were running, cuz it started raining and thundering and lightning-ing and then Leo and I were talking and he was like "Did you ever think about how scary weather can be?" Then we were all holding hands, then Leo and I broke off into a skip. Then we stopped and Leo and Nick were holding hands! It was just insane! Then we had to run through the forest and Nick was all "We gotta run, so the faceless people don't get us!" and I was really scared, then Leo said that eyeless Oprah was gonna get us! And then I was REALLY scared, then we went into Nick's house and sat around, watching Damian slash people's limbs off on some game demo. Then Damian left, and Leo and Nick discovered each others talents of Nick being able to fart on command, and Leo burp on command! It was so so so so so so gross. But it was really funny, none the less. It wasn't as repulsive as I made it out to be. Then Leo left and Nick fell asleep, then I left.

THE END! :)