I actually am. It's not a metaphor.
*ahem* Long time no blog.
It's been over a week, according to my handy little blog post/comment/view box over in the bottom of the page!
So today was a pretty fun day!
I got up at 8:30 and got online, then got ready to go to practice. I biked there, and we were all wearing dresses today! We planned it, it wasn't like an accident or something. But that did happen once. Anyways, we all went inside and talked and blahblahblah before we started practicing. Then we ran scenes and Grant got mad and was like "RAWR TAKE LUNCH." Then we felt bad, then Zoe got there and she showed us her swimsuit, and we cranked da tunes outside. Then Nick called me and I talked to him about what we were doing later that day. Then we went back inside and ran more scenes and it was long and tired, then people couldn't shut up and Grant got mad again (totally don't blame him!) and then practice was over. Then I went outside to go to Nick's and he calls me like "We're walking to Southdale! We're seeing a movie!" And I didn't have money so we decided to hang out later. Then my phone rings again and Nick's like "Okay, yeah, we can pay for you. We're walking down 66th! Go there and we'll meet you!" Um, okay, totally not good with direction. I just shut up and biked. I finally got to 66th without getting lost. I was confused for a while, but I got it. I got onto 66th and went down to the Hub. Then I called Nick, and they ended up getting picked up a few blocks away from me, like, a minute before. He said to just keep going straight and meet them in Southdale. So I did. I finally got there and was so insanely happy. Then I met them in the food court. They were all eating, and Nick tried to pawn off his food, then we didn't want it, and Chloe was all "Bitch, I bought you that and you should finish it!" But he didn't. Then Leo threw a bredstick at Chloe, and we named Nick "Tits McGee" which made me and Chloe laugh a LOT. We laugh a lot. Then we went into this videogame store, cuz Chloe wanted to buy a movie. Then we decided to return the movie tickets and buy movies and watch them at Nick's house! So on the way to return the movie tickets, Chloe and I ran ahead of the boys, and I guess they were walking and saw these girls who looked exactly like Chloe and I, but they were wearing Very Sexy brand lipstick from Victoria's Secret. Then they were all, "Dude, who are these two guys following us? We're not Chloe and Izzy! We're Jessica and Marissa! If we were Izzy and Chloe we wouldn't have this makeup on, because they're so sexy that they don't need it." and then Jessica and Marissa went into the arcade and we arrived. *nods* That's what happened. Then we returned the tickets and dragged Nick into Victoria's Secret to squish the push-up bras. He wasn't even uncomfortable. It was funny. Then we bought 3 movies and left. I (unfortunatley) had to bike back to Nick's. But Leo assured me that they would wait for me before they started the movie. When I got to Nick's house, Leo answered the door, and said they were playing GTA4! I asked if they were at the fun fair, and he said "Well, you could call it that." Then I walked into Nick's room and saw that he was getting a lap dance in the strip club! Talk about quality entertainment. But it was more entertaining when he ran around shooting all the hookers. Isn't that sad? Then we got done with that and started watching The Prestige. I have this really annoying habit of talking during movies, right, and I was driving Leo insane, cuz I kept doing it just to annoy him! Sometimes it's just reflex, but sometimes, just because it's funny, I did it to make him cringe. Then he pretended to stick a sock in my mouth, and I was like "Uh what." And Chloe was like "He means, stick a sock in it." cuz I was babbling on about kitties. ^.^ Those kitties were cute, though. Then the movie was done. I liked it a lot. It made me kinda sad at some parts, but then it was very good. So it's okay. Then we started watching [insert movie name here] (Help me out Chloe or Leo! I cannot remember the name of that movie for the life of me! It makes me upset!) and then we were eating pizza. I hadn't eaten since lunch (except Zebra Cakes) and Leo took the last piece of pizza! I asked him very very nicely for a bite, but nooooo, he's gonna say "Your mouth is already full of words, cuz you keep talking. STOP TALKING." Then he ate the pizza all slow, taunting me. >:( Do not want. But he took my plate into the kitchen for me, and so I forgave him. Thyen we decided to go to Pearl Park and SWIM in the kiddy pool. Bwahahaha. So we were about to leave and then Leo is talking about how I was "eating the pizza" which turned into another form of "chomping the chicken wing". :) It's pretty much a bad thing. So they were all saying "Wow, Izzy, you really ate the pizza this time." and stuff. Then Nick said something all crazy and I told him it didn't make sense, so he said "Get with the hipness Captain Bringdown!" Then Captain Bringdown turned into, not only my nickname, but the main enemy of Cookie Barf up Woman, the superhero Chloe and I created. It was amazing. Then we were talking about how Chloe could kick Nick's ass, so they started fighting, and Chloe and I ran away, and stuff. Then we went swimming and I went home! I wanted to stay later, but, alas, I could not.But it was fun.
Long blog.
Yay.
Oh, I forgot, Leo told me that I have to practice watching movies and not talking.
Pshaw.
Love, Captain Bringdown
Monday, June 23, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
PEE PEE WOWTAH.
I had a fun day! I haven't written a real real blog in a long time!
If I keep writing blogs, I guess I'll be taken over by aliens or some shit like that. I don't know! It's kind of weird!
So my day started with a really fun play practice, excpet I'm really tired from it. We learned a new part of our dance, well, it was like two new parts. It was fun! Then ay lunch Thea had a total freak out cuz there were ants crawling on her. She scremed, then Will was mocking her and squishing ants with his fingers. She didn't think that was very funny. And then Zoe got there! Which made it cray-zay! It was nutty. She makes things totally insane. Then we had to go back inside, and we ran around for the first scene, and then we went to Uptown!
It was fun, we met people there and had a good time. Then Emma and Dee went away and I couldn't find them, and everyone was leaving so I left. Where did you guys go?!?! D: I feel really bad for leaving like that. But you never called or anything. Where were you?
Then we went to Sally's house and ate brownies (vegan ones) which were really good. And then we started walking to Nick's house, then we stopped at this totally badass park! First we climbed on this rope thing, and then we went on the bouncey teeter-totter thing, and then Andre left while we were on that, and then we played on this little music box thing, and then we started walking again. So while we were walking, Leo was jumped over garbage cans, and EVERY GOD DAMNED RAILING he saw. Then he was mid-jump over a garbage can and Nick goes "Recycling bin!" and he landed on a recycling bin. It was pretty funny. Then we went to Java Jacks and got food. I was nice and paid for everyone. My horoscope said I'd feel generous. Then we kept walking, and I was biking, then we parted ways about 2 blocks from my house and when I got home, I changed my mind and caught up with them. I scared the shit out of Damian. They were walking on the other side of the barrier that's on the sidewalk, cuz of the construction. Then Nick and Leo were making me nervous cuz they were climbing all over these cut down trees. Then Leo fell and got hurt. I told them to be careful, and they didn't listen! Tsk tsk. Then we were walking some more, and Leo's all "Whoa, I'm falling off the edge of this cliff thing into a construction site! Hahaha." and he was going down, then he couldn't get back up so he slid down. Talk about making me nervous. Then he ran back around and up. Then we remembered these little flyers we got in Uptown about a "10 second cell phone movie" contest. Then I suggested we film Leo rolling down the dirt and being illegal. They all dug it. It took a while, but eventually he rolled down again, with the camera in his hand. That didn't work so good, then he did it 4 more times while Nick filmed him. Then Damian really had to pee, and after going around and around in circles about it, with the help of a little tricking, we got him to pee off the side of the cliff dirt construction mound dirt thing. It was funny. Then Leo rolled down again and we left. Then we went to Holiday while Leo got a game from his friend. We were comparing Nick to Nick Jonas. We decided that if Nick and Joren had a baby, it would be Nick Jonas. *nods* Then we were walking more and I found a dinosaur in the dirt and we named it. Then we went to Pearl park and hopped the fence into the kiddy pool. I got in and so did Leo, then we found a squirt gun that was broken. Then Leo dove in and got totally soaked, then I did it. We were splashing Nick, but he was wearing his new pants, so it was understandable that he wanted to stay dry. Also, he said that the water was "Pey pey wowtah". It's pronounced "Pay pat wah tur". Then they were saying things in a weird voice. "Car" turned into "Cawr." Which sounds like cow, and stuff. Then we got out and had a discussion about nipples. It was heart to heart. It was making me laugh. Then I put my shoes on and we started walking to Nick's. Then Leo was throwing the dinosaur! I told him to stop and he said they were playing a game called "throw the infant". But the dinosaur is 6 billion years old. Soooo not an infant. Then he got lost, after they threw him into someone's yard and we couldn't find him. Then we went into Kowalskis and there were no free samples. Poo. Then Leo went home and so did I. It was really fun.
Yay. I left some stuff out, but I'll add it later. I gotta sleep! <3
If I keep writing blogs, I guess I'll be taken over by aliens or some shit like that. I don't know! It's kind of weird!
So my day started with a really fun play practice, excpet I'm really tired from it. We learned a new part of our dance, well, it was like two new parts. It was fun! Then ay lunch Thea had a total freak out cuz there were ants crawling on her. She scremed, then Will was mocking her and squishing ants with his fingers. She didn't think that was very funny. And then Zoe got there! Which made it cray-zay! It was nutty. She makes things totally insane. Then we had to go back inside, and we ran around for the first scene, and then we went to Uptown!
It was fun, we met people there and had a good time. Then Emma and Dee went away and I couldn't find them, and everyone was leaving so I left. Where did you guys go?!?! D: I feel really bad for leaving like that. But you never called or anything. Where were you?
Then we went to Sally's house and ate brownies (vegan ones) which were really good. And then we started walking to Nick's house, then we stopped at this totally badass park! First we climbed on this rope thing, and then we went on the bouncey teeter-totter thing, and then Andre left while we were on that, and then we played on this little music box thing, and then we started walking again. So while we were walking, Leo was jumped over garbage cans, and EVERY GOD DAMNED RAILING he saw. Then he was mid-jump over a garbage can and Nick goes "Recycling bin!" and he landed on a recycling bin. It was pretty funny. Then we went to Java Jacks and got food. I was nice and paid for everyone. My horoscope said I'd feel generous. Then we kept walking, and I was biking, then we parted ways about 2 blocks from my house and when I got home, I changed my mind and caught up with them. I scared the shit out of Damian. They were walking on the other side of the barrier that's on the sidewalk, cuz of the construction. Then Nick and Leo were making me nervous cuz they were climbing all over these cut down trees. Then Leo fell and got hurt. I told them to be careful, and they didn't listen! Tsk tsk. Then we were walking some more, and Leo's all "Whoa, I'm falling off the edge of this cliff thing into a construction site! Hahaha." and he was going down, then he couldn't get back up so he slid down. Talk about making me nervous. Then he ran back around and up. Then we remembered these little flyers we got in Uptown about a "10 second cell phone movie" contest. Then I suggested we film Leo rolling down the dirt and being illegal. They all dug it. It took a while, but eventually he rolled down again, with the camera in his hand. That didn't work so good, then he did it 4 more times while Nick filmed him. Then Damian really had to pee, and after going around and around in circles about it, with the help of a little tricking, we got him to pee off the side of the cliff dirt construction mound dirt thing. It was funny. Then Leo rolled down again and we left. Then we went to Holiday while Leo got a game from his friend. We were comparing Nick to Nick Jonas. We decided that if Nick and Joren had a baby, it would be Nick Jonas. *nods* Then we were walking more and I found a dinosaur in the dirt and we named it. Then we went to Pearl park and hopped the fence into the kiddy pool. I got in and so did Leo, then we found a squirt gun that was broken. Then Leo dove in and got totally soaked, then I did it. We were splashing Nick, but he was wearing his new pants, so it was understandable that he wanted to stay dry. Also, he said that the water was "Pey pey wowtah". It's pronounced "Pay pat wah tur". Then they were saying things in a weird voice. "Car" turned into "Cawr." Which sounds like cow, and stuff. Then we got out and had a discussion about nipples. It was heart to heart. It was making me laugh. Then I put my shoes on and we started walking to Nick's. Then Leo was throwing the dinosaur! I told him to stop and he said they were playing a game called "throw the infant". But the dinosaur is 6 billion years old. Soooo not an infant. Then he got lost, after they threw him into someone's yard and we couldn't find him. Then we went into Kowalskis and there were no free samples. Poo. Then Leo went home and so did I. It was really fun.
Yay. I left some stuff out, but I'll add it later. I gotta sleep! <3
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
YAY ZOE!
ZOE IS LOVELY. SHE HAS NICE STYLE. CONTRARY TO THE THOUGHTS OF SOME IDIOT. NAMED LAMEIAN.
YAY!
Friday, June 13, 2008
God I feel for you, fool.
I figured out one thing that really bugs me.
Parents shaping their childrens minds on opinionated subjects before they're old enough to understand them. This thought popped into my head today when I was at my friend's house.
I was in the basement with her little sister in her room and we were playing with toys! We were looking at the stuff in her closet and we came across this egg carton. She said "Oh! It's my eggs!" (She's 4 years old, so she said it in a funny voice.) so I took them off the shelf and we looked at them. "I got these at church!" She said. She pulled them out one by one, these small plastic colored eggs, opening them up and telling me about what was inside. She opened up a pink one, inside was a carved nail. "This," she explained "Is what they put Jesus on the cross with." She pretended to stab it into her hand. She opened up a blue one and took out a little cross. "He was on a cross like this one." She took out another one, that had a little tiny crown made of sticks in it. She started to tell me a story about how they made Jesus wear it, and it hurt him or something.
She would tell me all about the little things in the eggs, and she didn't even realize what she was doing. From the time she was a baby she's been forced to go to church and learn all these things without even realizing that this would forever be a part of her life. She'd continue to attend church, she'd do her community service in the nursery, become confirmed, and she'd be something that she never agreed to.
I love her family, and they're all great people, but that breaks my heart. I don't know how anyone could do that to a kid. I just... blah. I don't know. It makes me sad.
Parents shaping their childrens minds on opinionated subjects before they're old enough to understand them. This thought popped into my head today when I was at my friend's house.
I was in the basement with her little sister in her room and we were playing with toys! We were looking at the stuff in her closet and we came across this egg carton. She said "Oh! It's my eggs!" (She's 4 years old, so she said it in a funny voice.) so I took them off the shelf and we looked at them. "I got these at church!" She said. She pulled them out one by one, these small plastic colored eggs, opening them up and telling me about what was inside. She opened up a pink one, inside was a carved nail. "This," she explained "Is what they put Jesus on the cross with." She pretended to stab it into her hand. She opened up a blue one and took out a little cross. "He was on a cross like this one." She took out another one, that had a little tiny crown made of sticks in it. She started to tell me a story about how they made Jesus wear it, and it hurt him or something.
She would tell me all about the little things in the eggs, and she didn't even realize what she was doing. From the time she was a baby she's been forced to go to church and learn all these things without even realizing that this would forever be a part of her life. She'd continue to attend church, she'd do her community service in the nursery, become confirmed, and she'd be something that she never agreed to.
I love her family, and they're all great people, but that breaks my heart. I don't know how anyone could do that to a kid. I just... blah. I don't know. It makes me sad.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Now you're at about one million- FUCK.
So yesterday was pretty bitchin, or should I say, it was pretty ASS-HOT SPANKABLE.
Yesterday was the last day of school, and all the fun started at lunch. Deirdre and Emma planned a picnic for everyone, but it was pouring rain so we had it IN the school commons. We were all sitting on blankets on the floor, just like a normal picnic! It was so fun. So then we were talking to Nick and we were like "Yo, is your mom getting that cake that she said she'd get???" Then Leo decides to call her. So he ran to the band room so it was quieter and when he gets back we're like "Is she getting it?" and he's like "No, but we compromised and she's making SLOPPY JOES! Cuz I know Izzy doesn't like them." But then I was like "HA! I love sloppy joes! Jokes on you, byotch." I didn't really say that, but I said that I love them. Then after school, I went on the bus and we were changing the names of the contacts in Leo's phone. Joe was "Joe Conway" then he was "Hoe Congay" then we decided he could be "Gay Gaygay". "Nick Petree" changed to "Dick Penis." and "Damian Skrade" turned into "Gaymian Scrotum". Can you tell I was with all dudes? It was entertaining, none the less. We met up with Andre, who then randomly left. Once we got to Nick's house we were sitting in his room and then decided to go get an ice cream cake because sloppy joes don't compare to a cheaply made ice cream cake!!!! So while we were walking it started pouring rain. I didn't care, and wanted to just keep walking, because we'd all be soaked either way, so we did. Then I was talking to Leo about this movie that he wants to make, and then he jumped on Nick's back. Then I was walking with Nick and Leo and Damian, Julius, and Jorin (I don't know how to spell his name! I feel so stupid!) got ahead and then the light changed and we were stuck on the other side of the street. So once we got to Dairy Queen we wanted something written on the cake, we were gonna write "Gay Gaygay" because that's just entertaining, but thought that that might insult people. Then we were gonna write about how Joe isn't ass-hot spankable, and Damian wanted it to say Dongs, but in the end, we ended up with a cake that simply said "U MAD" and it was beautiful. Then Damian wanted Chili dog things, so we were outside waiting for him, and we were un-intentionally standing around this dudes bike and he's all "My bike is a centerpiece!" and then he asked about Leo's scar on his neck, and he said something about a shard of human skull or something, I don't remember completely. And then Julius is all "Nick, you smell like shirt!" and the dude was laughing and he's like "Man, I wish I was young again and smelled like shirt!" and then he started biking away and then yelled "YOU SMELL LIKE SHIRT!" and we all decided that he could be in The Suspenders and randomly say "Duuuuude" in the songs. Anyways, we were walking back to Nick's with the cake and thought we should go to Leo's and get Rockband so we could all play it. On the way, we decided that Ass-hot spankable and FUCK should be terms in the metric system. (I'd like one FUCK of milk, please.) So Julius, Leo, and I went to get Rockband. We were in Leo's house and we were discussing building a fly saucer. We put Rockband in a trash bag and taped it up real good, cuz of the rain. Leo thought I might want to visit Pork Rind, and I did. So we went to see him and Julius was talking about how we could give him little rockets, and make him say funny things when you squeeze his butt. I love my friends. Then we went back to Nick's and ate cake and played Rockband. Then we went to get more cake, and then Julius and Jorin left, and Nick went into the freezer, and he's all "Um, I think there's a birds nest in the back of my freezer." and I looked and I said "I think that's hair..." so we pulled it out and it was a Brat Doll head, on a giant chunk of ice. We took it outside and smashed it. Then we went over to the bridge over the highway and waved at people, when Nick had the brilliant idea that we moon people! I automatically excluded myself, because I was wearing a dress, and Damian didn't participate, either. So they did that and no one even honked or anything! Then we walked to Target, and on the way there Leo tried to knock over an outhouse, which didn't work. Then once we were in Target, I was stuck with the boys in the video games for a loooong time, then we went to look ay clothes, and Leo continued his long quest of trying to kiss Damian. Damian said "No homo in Target." and then Nick and I were looking at belts while Damian and Leo went to play with toys. We were picking out the best belts, and we found this totally badass one with a first aid belt buckle thing. I liked it a lot. Then we looked at toys and left. When we were in the parking lot, the boys started jumping through this cart rack thing, then they made it into a game of "Horse" but instead of making baskets, you gotta jump through the thing all cool. Then I called my mom and she's all "THERE'S STORMS COMING SO GO HOME KTHNXBYE." and so we left and we were running, cuz it started raining and thundering and lightning-ing and then Leo and I were talking and he was like "Did you ever think about how scary weather can be?" Then we were all holding hands, then Leo and I broke off into a skip. Then we stopped and Leo and Nick were holding hands! It was just insane! Then we had to run through the forest and Nick was all "We gotta run, so the faceless people don't get us!" and I was really scared, then Leo said that eyeless Oprah was gonna get us! And then I was REALLY scared, then we went into Nick's house and sat around, watching Damian slash people's limbs off on some game demo. Then Damian left, and Leo and Nick discovered each others talents of Nick being able to fart on command, and Leo burp on command! It was so so so so so so gross. But it was really funny, none the less. It wasn't as repulsive as I made it out to be. Then Leo left and Nick fell asleep, then I left.
THE END! :)
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Today is a winding road.
I'm sorta freaking out here, dude.
Tomorrow is the end of my Freshman year. Holy shit.
So much has happened, I've been doing the same thing, class to class, for well over 150 days. Do you know how hard it is to break that kind of habit?
This is like, wow. Things have changed so much.
I'm just kinda freaking here. It doesn't feel like the end of the year.
I'm really happy, and really really sad right now.
I love my life. Like, a lot. But I'm gonna miss being a Freshman!
Whoa.
Saturday, June 7, 2008
WELL WHERE'D YA JIZZ, MAN??? ON THE TOILET SEAT MAN!!!!!! (WARNING: VERY VERY LONG BLOG.)
lololololol.
I had a long long long day, and I'm soooo tired, but I gotta make sure I write it all down before I forget it. Well, technically I'm typing. (Seeeee Leo, I even do that annoying thing to myself, where I'm all technical about shit.)
So, from the beginning.
THE DAY OF THE SUSPENDERS FIRST SHOW!
I got up at 8:30 and took a shower and ate then biked to Nick's. When I got there pretty much everyone was there. So Chloe and I went into the basement with all the dudes and they were playing this cover. So we were like, "Dude, let us play Jenga like we did on Thursday!" So we played a rousing game of Jenga, then decided to use the blocks to build stuff. First, we built houses that were totally amazing, then we made this island. It has trees, a hut, a dock, a boat, and a surf board. Then we got a polly pocket girl and made her be Nick, and we got two more to be Joe and Conner. Then the giant lesbian Barbie that Madeline and I made a while ago came and the Polly Pockets were running away, then as Joe was swimming away (The Barbie smashed the boat) he drowned. Then we decided that that was actually Conner, and it ended up being Al I think... but I'm not totally sure. So then we re-built the island and got each band member a little action figure/doll. Plus Han Solo and Luke Skywalker were there, too. Then we made them each be doing something. So, Leo was in love with Han Solo, who was with Luke Skywalker, and Luke and Han were on the roof and Leo was all distressed on the ground, James and Madeline were in a tree (funny because of stuff that's happened at previous practices), Chloe and Nick were on the dock, Joe was on the boat, I was sitting in a tree because I'm badass like that, Conner was also in a tree, and Andre was chillin on the side of the beach.
So blah blah blah.
Then we left for the show. In the car we were trying to teach Nick "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka, but he basically refused to learn it. I kinda know it, and Chloe knows it. Leo knows it better than anyone. So we got to the church, where the show was at and we went in and then Chloe, Leo, and I went exploring. We went up to the balcony and there was a sign that was all "Don't fall off the balcony please." and we were laughing at it. Ha.
So then we were just hanging out and then there was this badass open mic, so we're like "Pure Imagination!" and I ended up having no working mic, and laughing too hard to sing at all. I did sing the chorus, though! At the beginning, Leo got up there and he was like "Okay, now, everyone, close your eyes. Make a wish. Count to three." Then started the song. He ended up kneeling on the ground singing passionately. I was amazed, honestly. That's guts. But he's used to being the center of attention. It was beautiful, though. I applaud him. *claps*
So then The Suspenders played their set, and it was amazing. Chloe and I held the bongo drums on The Car Chase Song (aka Song Number Six) and it was fun. Then we went to the Mercado Central and got food and stuff. Then The dudes ditched us because of a mis-communication. So we went back to the church to watch Diving For Illusions (Who are totally amazing, by the way. They had a great set!!!!!! :D ) We were all sitting on the balcony thing with our feet hanging off. It was Chloe, Nick, Leo, Andre, Sally, Sean, Dana, Maren and a bunch of others including myself. Then Sally and I were tickling Chloe and she was having random convulsions and it was funny. Then Chloe, Sally, Leo, Nick, James, Madeline, Joe, Dana and I went into this little room, and were lighting candles, then we left. And then it was Joe's set and Chloe and Sally and I went outside, then came back in to get pizza. It ended up being Chloe, Sally, Leo, Maren and I sitting in the grass making "That's what she said" jokes. AND "That's what Chloe said" jokes. Those are funny. Soooo, then Sally, Chloe, Leo, Nick and I were in the car on our way back to Nick's house and we were combining our names. When you put all our names together you get Nichloesizzleo (Nick-Clo-sizz-leo) and I think that that sounds amazing!
When we got back to Nick's, we hauled stuff into his house, then played Twister. The thing about how we play Twister is, we end up not using the spin board thing and just calling out whatever will make people fall over! At one point Leo said "I feel like a monkey!" When he was in a monkey-like position, so for the rest of the game we were asking each other what animals we felt like. The best ones were Koala and Flamingo. Neither of which I understand.
Then we straightened Leo's hair and he was being a big baby about the straightener. Then we washed it because he hates straight hair I guess.
THEN (*Not sure why caps. It just seemed appropriate. Like the *s I put...*) we went outside and had a water fight, cuz we fixed Nick's hose. Leo, Nick, and I were against Chloe, and Sally. Then Nick's dad brought us McDonalds and we gave up on the water fight. Then Maren, and Chantal got there! That made things more fun! We just hung out outside. We were eating all the food and the Conner arrived! So Leo ate One McChicken thing, two double cheeseburgers, and a whole "sack" of fries. I swear, I was about to vomit, watching him eat all that.
So we were just hanging out and Damian, James, and Sydney got there! We had this idea to make a human pyramid! We tried like, 6 times, and it didn't ever work. We always got to row 3 and fell over. But it was fun every single time. Some good stories came along with that. Well, not really. It's just fun to say that we tried to make a human pyramid 6 times. And when Chloe made a face print in the ground, it was kinda funny.
Then Chloe, Sally and I laid in the street and almost died. But we didn't! Then everyone came over and we went into the field! At first we were all spinning, then had a huge game of Ring Around the Rosie. Then we ended up playing "Gay Chicken". You basically have to get with someone of the same gender and get as close to kissing as possible, first to pull away loses. Amazing, right? So we got this brilliant idea that Leo should go up to Nick and play with him for the billionth time, and pretend he's gonna pull away, then kiss him. So he did. It was basically the funniest thing ever, because Nick was really surprised. Chloe and I are pretty good at that game. We were like, rolling in the grass and nobody noticed us. Well, Conner did. Which was nice. I felt like someone was finally paying attention to our LOVE. CHLOE AND I ARE IN LOVE. NICK, GIVE IT UP.
;)
Then we went back to the house and got more bug spray and Maren, Chantal, and Sydney left. Then we went back into the field and got to the top of this hill and stood around talking and getting in all all the 8th grade gossip. All of it was about sex. So then, Damian's all "I have a story!" and went something like this.
Damian: So this guy got a hand job from his girlfriend in the bathroom. ANDANDANDANDAND (Okay, he didn't say it that many times, but it adds effect...) HE JIZZED ON THE TOILET SEAT!
Everyone else: *erupts in laughter*
Nick: How did you even find that out?!
Damian: He was bragging about it!!!
Leo: *sarcastic* Oh yeah, hey guys, I got a hand job, and I JIZZED on the TOILET SEAT man!!!!!
Nick: Maybe it was like, he was bragging to his friend, and his friend's all "Where'd ya jizz man?!" and he's all "On the toilet seat, man!!!!!!" :D!!!!!!
So we were saying that all evening. Then we walked back to Nick's around 10:45 and sat in his room looking at the year book and picking out who's hot. Then Leo left and about 30 minutes later, came back! He forgot his keys and no one was home. Or something. I was really tired, so I'm not sure. I'm literally falling asleep while writing this.
ANYWAYS! He was reading a comic called Squee! and I was reading it kinda, and there was this one really good one (idr what it was) and I said "Hey, that's a good idea for a book or a comic or something! Wait, it's already a comic..." Further proof of how tired I was. Then we were discussing how when something happens like, twice in a day, such as someone putting grass in there mouth, it seems like they always do that certain thing. And we were talking about how I mix up Leo and Nick a lot, and about how midnight is technically the start of the next day.
Then Chloe's mom drove me home and I was pleasantly surprised with cupcakes! Yay! It's my mom's birthday, so yeah.
And now I really need to crash. but I had a really really really really really really really really really really really fun day. I probably forgot some stuff, but it's almost 2am and I'm really tired, so I apologize.
Love, Izzy
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
There's music in my soul!!!!!
In insane amount, too.
Really.
Yesterday when I got home from Nick's, there was no one else home. I was watching TV and then a commercial came on. I started singing the jingle (I'm not sure what it was. NAU maybe???). Then I couldn't stop singing. I sang and sang and sang. I couldn't stop! I sang everything and anything that popped into my head. I was singing Agent Ribbons, My Chemical Romance, Evanescence, Motion City Soundtrack, The Shoe Shiners, The Suspenders, Panic at the Disco, The Academy Is, Strata, The Used, Paramore, EVERYTHING! There was so much music in me that I paced around my house belting out tunes for almost 45 minutes. I don't know why, I just felt like I needed to sing. It was kinda weird. Now my voice is tired out. It was worth it, though. I just have so much music built up in me. Singsingsing. Singing makes me smile. :)
Anyways, I made a new song, and you can hear it right over HERE !!!!!!!!
There's lots of music in me, so stay tuned!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Me and you just singing on the train, me and you listening to the rain...!!!!!!!!!!!!
Long time no blog, eh?
Not much has happened really. It's the last FULL week of school. Not too much longer and I'm done being Fresh meat!
I had a pretty good day. School was as normal as it can be. Which is not very normal in most people's minds. Everything went the way that it usually does, though.
I got picked up and got home early, then biked to Nick's at the speed of light, just to find that my peeps went to get ice cream! So I called Chloe, then texted her, then texted Leo, then called Chloe, then called Leo. No one answered. Finally I decided to bike around, then ran into Andre! On my way back to Nick's I saw my group of buddies walking across the field. I yelled at them, then Leo started running. I really don't know why, because I wasn't mad at him, but I decided to start chasing him on my bike! Long story short, I ended up falling down, while he laughed at me. Thanks, Leo. Needless to say, no one came to my rescue. >:( Then I tried to put my chain back on (which had fallen off) and was too lazy, so I went to Nick's and sat in his room. Then Nick and Leo were sticking things into the fan. The bad practiced, and they sound fabulous! Chloe and I made Ramen. Oriental Ramen tastes like Asian people. Lolza. We discussed some songs that the dudes were playing, and guitar solos and stuff. We had ideas. Then we were talking about scat solos, and animal noises for The Car Chase Song. Also, we made Leo make car noises. Then we were hanging out in Nick's room. We found Chloe's baby, the Barbie torso. And we talked about making life sized, talking Chloe dolls! It was amazing. Then I went home.
Oh, I forgot!
I was watching Beauty and the Geek and they were kissing a mannequin.
:) It was entertaining.
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