I had a long long long day, and I'm soooo tired, but I gotta make sure I write it all down before I forget it. Well, technically I'm typing. (Seeeee Leo, I even do that annoying thing to myself, where I'm all technical about shit.)
So, from the beginning.
THE DAY OF THE SUSPENDERS FIRST SHOW!
I got up at 8:30 and took a shower and ate then biked to Nick's. When I got there pretty much everyone was there. So Chloe and I went into the basement with all the dudes and they were playing this cover. So we were like, "Dude, let us play Jenga like we did on Thursday!" So we played a rousing game of Jenga, then decided to use the blocks to build stuff. First, we built houses that were totally amazing, then we made this island. It has trees, a hut, a dock, a boat, and a surf board. Then we got a polly pocket girl and made her be Nick, and we got two more to be Joe and Conner. Then the giant lesbian Barbie that Madeline and I made a while ago came and the Polly Pockets were running away, then as Joe was swimming away (The Barbie smashed the boat) he drowned. Then we decided that that was actually Conner, and it ended up being Al I think... but I'm not totally sure. So then we re-built the island and got each band member a little action figure/doll. Plus Han Solo and Luke Skywalker were there, too. Then we made them each be doing something. So, Leo was in love with Han Solo, who was with Luke Skywalker, and Luke and Han were on the roof and Leo was all distressed on the ground, James and Madeline were in a tree (funny because of stuff that's happened at previous practices), Chloe and Nick were on the dock, Joe was on the boat, I was sitting in a tree because I'm badass like that, Conner was also in a tree, and Andre was chillin on the side of the beach.
So blah blah blah.
Then we left for the show. In the car we were trying to teach Nick "Pure Imagination" from Willy Wonka, but he basically refused to learn it. I kinda know it, and Chloe knows it. Leo knows it better than anyone. So we got to the church, where the show was at and we went in and then Chloe, Leo, and I went exploring. We went up to the balcony and there was a sign that was all "Don't fall off the balcony please." and we were laughing at it. Ha.
So then we were just hanging out and then there was this badass open mic, so we're like "Pure Imagination!" and I ended up having no working mic, and laughing too hard to sing at all. I did sing the chorus, though! At the beginning, Leo got up there and he was like "Okay, now, everyone, close your eyes. Make a wish. Count to three." Then started the song. He ended up kneeling on the ground singing passionately. I was amazed, honestly. That's guts. But he's used to being the center of attention. It was beautiful, though. I applaud him. *claps*
So then The Suspenders played their set, and it was amazing. Chloe and I held the bongo drums on The Car Chase Song (aka Song Number Six) and it was fun. Then we went to the Mercado Central and got food and stuff. Then The dudes ditched us because of a mis-communication. So we went back to the church to watch Diving For Illusions (Who are totally amazing, by the way. They had a great set!!!!!! :D ) We were all sitting on the balcony thing with our feet hanging off. It was Chloe, Nick, Leo, Andre, Sally, Sean, Dana, Maren and a bunch of others including myself. Then Sally and I were tickling Chloe and she was having random convulsions and it was funny. Then Chloe, Sally, Leo, Nick, James, Madeline, Joe, Dana and I went into this little room, and were lighting candles, then we left. And then it was Joe's set and Chloe and Sally and I went outside, then came back in to get pizza. It ended up being Chloe, Sally, Leo, Maren and I sitting in the grass making "That's what she said" jokes. AND "That's what Chloe said" jokes. Those are funny. Soooo, then Sally, Chloe, Leo, Nick and I were in the car on our way back to Nick's house and we were combining our names. When you put all our names together you get Nichloesizzleo (Nick-Clo-sizz-leo) and I think that that sounds amazing!
When we got back to Nick's, we hauled stuff into his house, then played Twister. The thing about how we play Twister is, we end up not using the spin board thing and just calling out whatever will make people fall over! At one point Leo said "I feel like a monkey!" When he was in a monkey-like position, so for the rest of the game we were asking each other what animals we felt like. The best ones were Koala and Flamingo. Neither of which I understand.
Then we straightened Leo's hair and he was being a big baby about the straightener. Then we washed it because he hates straight hair I guess.
THEN (*Not sure why caps. It just seemed appropriate. Like the *s I put...*) we went outside and had a water fight, cuz we fixed Nick's hose. Leo, Nick, and I were against Chloe, and Sally. Then Nick's dad brought us McDonalds and we gave up on the water fight. Then Maren, and Chantal got there! That made things more fun! We just hung out outside. We were eating all the food and the Conner arrived! So Leo ate One McChicken thing, two double cheeseburgers, and a whole "sack" of fries. I swear, I was about to vomit, watching him eat all that.
So we were just hanging out and Damian, James, and Sydney got there! We had this idea to make a human pyramid! We tried like, 6 times, and it didn't ever work. We always got to row 3 and fell over. But it was fun every single time. Some good stories came along with that. Well, not really. It's just fun to say that we tried to make a human pyramid 6 times. And when Chloe made a face print in the ground, it was kinda funny.
Then Chloe, Sally and I laid in the street and almost died. But we didn't! Then everyone came over and we went into the field! At first we were all spinning, then had a huge game of Ring Around the Rosie. Then we ended up playing "Gay Chicken". You basically have to get with someone of the same gender and get as close to kissing as possible, first to pull away loses. Amazing, right? So we got this brilliant idea that Leo should go up to Nick and play with him for the billionth time, and pretend he's gonna pull away, then kiss him. So he did. It was basically the funniest thing ever, because Nick was really surprised. Chloe and I are pretty good at that game. We were like, rolling in the grass and nobody noticed us. Well, Conner did. Which was nice. I felt like someone was finally paying attention to our LOVE. CHLOE AND I ARE IN LOVE. NICK, GIVE IT UP.
;)
Then we went back to the house and got more bug spray and Maren, Chantal, and Sydney left. Then we went back into the field and got to the top of this hill and stood around talking and getting in all all the 8th grade gossip. All of it was about sex. So then, Damian's all "I have a story!" and went something like this.
Damian: So this guy got a hand job from his girlfriend in the bathroom. ANDANDANDANDAND (Okay, he didn't say it that many times, but it adds effect...) HE JIZZED ON THE TOILET SEAT!
Everyone else: *erupts in laughter*
Nick: How did you even find that out?!
Damian: He was bragging about it!!!
Leo: *sarcastic* Oh yeah, hey guys, I got a hand job, and I JIZZED on the TOILET SEAT man!!!!!
Nick: Maybe it was like, he was bragging to his friend, and his friend's all "Where'd ya jizz man?!" and he's all "On the toilet seat, man!!!!!!" :D!!!!!!
So we were saying that all evening. Then we walked back to Nick's around 10:45 and sat in his room looking at the year book and picking out who's hot. Then Leo left and about 30 minutes later, came back! He forgot his keys and no one was home. Or something. I was really tired, so I'm not sure. I'm literally falling asleep while writing this.
ANYWAYS! He was reading a comic called Squee! and I was reading it kinda, and there was this one really good one (idr what it was) and I said "Hey, that's a good idea for a book or a comic or something! Wait, it's already a comic..." Further proof of how tired I was. Then we were discussing how when something happens like, twice in a day, such as someone putting grass in there mouth, it seems like they always do that certain thing. And we were talking about how I mix up Leo and Nick a lot, and about how midnight is technically the start of the next day.
Then Chloe's mom drove me home and I was pleasantly surprised with cupcakes! Yay! It's my mom's birthday, so yeah.
And now I really need to crash. but I had a really really really really really really really really really really really fun day. I probably forgot some stuff, but it's almost 2am and I'm really tired, so I apologize.
Love, Izzy
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