Monday, June 23, 2008

Captain Bringdown is eating the pizza, muthafuckaaaaa.

I actually am. It's not a metaphor.

*ahem* Long time no blog.

It's been over a week, according to my handy little blog post/comment/view box over in the bottom of the page!

So today was a pretty fun day!
I got up at 8:30 and got online, then got ready to go to practice. I biked there, and we were all wearing dresses today! We planned it, it wasn't like an accident or something. But that did happen once. Anyways, we all went inside and talked and blahblahblah before we started practicing. Then we ran scenes and Grant got mad and was like "RAWR TAKE LUNCH." Then we felt bad, then Zoe got there and she showed us her swimsuit, and we cranked da tunes outside. Then Nick called me and I talked to him about what we were doing later that day. Then we went back inside and ran more scenes and it was long and tired, then people couldn't shut up and Grant got mad again (totally don't blame him!) and then practice was over. Then I went outside to go to Nick's and he calls me like "We're walking to Southdale! We're seeing a movie!" And I didn't have money so we decided to hang out later. Then my phone rings again and Nick's like "Okay, yeah, we can pay for you. We're walking down 66th! Go there and we'll meet you!" Um, okay, totally not good with direction. I just shut up and biked. I finally got to 66th without getting lost. I was confused for a while, but I got it. I got onto 66th and went down to the Hub. Then I called Nick, and they ended up getting picked up a few blocks away from me, like, a minute before. He said to just keep going straight and meet them in Southdale. So I did. I finally got there and was so insanely happy. Then I met them in the food court. They were all eating, and Nick tried to pawn off his food, then we didn't want it, and Chloe was all "Bitch, I bought you that and you should finish it!" But he didn't. Then Leo threw a bredstick at Chloe, and we named Nick "Tits McGee" which made me and Chloe laugh a LOT. We laugh a lot. Then we went into this videogame store, cuz Chloe wanted to buy a movie. Then we decided to return the movie tickets and buy movies and watch them at Nick's house! So on the way to return the movie tickets, Chloe and I ran ahead of the boys, and I guess they were walking and saw these girls who looked exactly like Chloe and I, but they were wearing Very Sexy brand lipstick from Victoria's Secret. Then they were all, "Dude, who are these two guys following us? We're not Chloe and Izzy! We're Jessica and Marissa! If we were Izzy and Chloe we wouldn't have this makeup on, because they're so sexy that they don't need it." and then Jessica and Marissa went into the arcade and we arrived. *nods* That's what happened. Then we returned the tickets and dragged Nick into Victoria's Secret to squish the push-up bras. He wasn't even uncomfortable. It was funny. Then we bought 3 movies and left. I (unfortunatley) had to bike back to Nick's. But Leo assured me that they would wait for me before they started the movie. When I got to Nick's house, Leo answered the door, and said they were playing GTA4! I asked if they were at the fun fair, and he said "Well, you could call it that." Then I walked into Nick's room and saw that he was getting a lap dance in the strip club! Talk about quality entertainment. But it was more entertaining when he ran around shooting all the hookers. Isn't that sad? Then we got done with that and started watching The Prestige. I have this really annoying habit of talking during movies, right, and I was driving Leo insane, cuz I kept doing it just to annoy him! Sometimes it's just reflex, but sometimes, just because it's funny, I did it to make him cringe. Then he pretended to stick a sock in my mouth, and I was like "Uh what." And Chloe was like "He means, stick a sock in it." cuz I was babbling on about kitties. ^.^ Those kitties were cute, though. Then the movie was done. I liked it a lot. It made me kinda sad at some parts, but then it was very good. So it's okay. Then we started watching [insert movie name here] (Help me out Chloe or Leo! I cannot remember the name of that movie for the life of me! It makes me upset!) and then we were eating pizza. I hadn't eaten since lunch (except Zebra Cakes) and Leo took the last piece of pizza! I asked him very very nicely for a bite, but nooooo, he's gonna say "Your mouth is already full of words, cuz you keep talking. STOP TALKING." Then he ate the pizza all slow, taunting me. >:( Do not want. But he took my plate into the kitchen for me, and so I forgave him. Thyen we decided to go to Pearl Park and SWIM in the kiddy pool. Bwahahaha. So we were about to leave and then Leo is talking about how I was "eating the pizza" which turned into another form of "chomping the chicken wing". :) It's pretty much a bad thing. So they were all saying "Wow, Izzy, you really ate the pizza this time." and stuff. Then Nick said something all crazy and I told him it didn't make sense, so he said "Get with the hipness Captain Bringdown!" Then Captain Bringdown turned into, not only my nickname, but the main enemy of Cookie Barf up Woman, the superhero Chloe and I created. It was amazing. Then we were talking about how Chloe could kick Nick's ass, so they started fighting, and Chloe and I ran away, and stuff. Then we went swimming and I went home! I wanted to stay later, but, alas, I could not.But it was fun.
Long blog.
Yay.
Oh, I forgot, Leo told me that I have to practice watching movies and not talking.
Pshaw.

Love, Captain Bringdown